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You got Sharked! What a class act.
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The nice thing about me is that I can just eat my bait.
by Andrew Zimmern of Bizzare Foods, when he was unable to catch anything with his makeshift fishing pole from his survival kit. -
Your wisdom is stupid!!!
Arthur Spooner (King of Queens) -
While carrying Chloe, Tita O asks her “Do you want to go shopping, girl?”
As if on cue, Chloe beams in response. Hilarious. :D
(at Recepies, Greenbelt for Tita Girlie’s birthday lunch)
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When having dinner in a restaurant at at The Venice Piazza, McKinley, make sure you leave space for dessert at Sol Gelato. :D
Warning : the ladies behind the refrigerated case are too generous. Sampling the different flavors alone could leave you too full to actually enjoy the flavor you actually decide on. :p…
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mouth washed out with soap at Causeway
J :What's that dish that I normally get from the dimsum cart?Me :Uhm... spareribs and piyaosi.J :...Me :Shit, I meant tausi... -
brownout
<during brunch at Tokyo Cafe, all the electricity goes off. we overhear this conversation from a waiter and the manager who were checking whether the rest of Piazza had this problem too.>Waiter :Uy, brownout! Wala nang pasok!Manager :Ano 'to, eskwelahan??? -
whose race is it anyway?
<The guys from Miami Ink were boarding up the shop in preparation for an upcoming hurricane, when Yoji, who had just introduced himself earlier in the segment ("I'm from Japan"), was asked if he'd like to spray paint something on one of the boards.>Chris G. :What did you just paint on that, Yoji man?Yoji :It's my name. In Chinese.Chris G. :In Chinese???Yoji :I'm sorry. Japanese. -
Good food, and even greater company :D <3
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summary
E:J, you tell her about the "thing" first.<J hesitates>Me:Please, please, please just give me the gist?J :(someone's name here)Me :...Me:I asked for the gist!!! Not a nutshell!!!
